We apparently don’t have a houseguest anymore. How do I know this? Because there’s one less toothbrush in the cup in the bathroom. This is how I always figure out that A.’s friends have left. I don’t mind! It just amuses me that we could have an axe-murderer sleeping on the futon and I wouldn’t know it if they kept their toothbrush in their bag.
Also, from a recent CFP from a philosophy journal:
Over the past year, our review time has averaged 46 days; about half the time, it’s even faster than that.
Well, yes. Isn’t that generally how averages work? *snickers*