Which sounds eerily like another, non-pirate (but still Orlando Bloom-ish) internet classic:
And what TLAPD would be complete without the (thoroughly PG13) "Hermione Granger, the Pirate Queen"
To be clear, this song is by Tom Smith. Over at FB, Gwynnyd sent me a link to her performing it live, available here. A great songwriter!
And because even teh kittehs needz the lolz...
Sometimes I fear for my generation that this is what passes for high culture. But hey, nostalgia is nostalgia.