To help the more philosophical of us get through this time, enjoy these two "attack" ads.
First, Nietzsche attacking Kant:
And then, Kierkegaard defending himself as a "third way" against both Kant and Nietzsche:
In all honesty, I'm a medievalist, which means I understand just enough to find these funny. They may be completely off-base for what these great minds actually taught. It's still worth a chuckle, though!